In Bozeman, Montana, a man invited his date to the Gallatin County Fair. Trying to impress, he entered the pie-eating contest. Midway through blueberry chaos, he sneezed loudly, sending a spray of pie filling onto his date’s shirt. She laughed so hard she nearly fell off the bench. Blushing and sticky, he apologized, calling himself “the human blueberry cannon.” The messy moment broke the ice and turned their fair date into a hilarious memory they still joke about.